croutoncat:

Once my friend asked her boyfriend “do you like the outdoors?” and he answered “I’m not familiar with their music”

So I paused supernatural anD THIS HAPPENED 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATHE LOOK AT HIS FACE

So I paused supernatural anD THIS HAPPENED

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATHE LOOK AT HIS FACE

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil

William Shakespeare (via feverless)

(Source: whitegirlgrant)

wehadanoizcomplaint:

I’m drunk and it got hot so my friend gave me a wife beater. I look straight and gay at the same time.

loodlidoodlidoo:

after listening to eds new album you could say my feelings for him have

multiplied

shitstain-of-heart:

loosifcr:

heavensknightofhell:

lilacballad:

# I JUST WANT TO IMAGINE THE STORY BEHIND THE NECESSITY OF THESE CUPS FOR A MINUTE
kuwata-kun same

it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water

Or actually full out drink it

Or rinse the brush in your drink


I color code them

shitstain-of-heart:

loosifcr:

heavensknightofhell:

lilacballad:

# I JUST WANT TO IMAGINE THE STORY BEHIND THE NECESSITY OF THESE CUPS FOR A MINUTE

kuwata-kun same

it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water

Or actually full out drink it

Or rinse the brush in your drink

I color code them

(Source: princusbeau)

overratedsuicide:

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM